Boner garage

the biggest pussy/fag you will ever meet, 100% of the time referring to persons named Kaden Costello

Dude Kaden had so much dick last night he was literally a boner garage

by Justguythings March 11, 2017

The Raging Boner

A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.

-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?

-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.

by Tities McTotfuck December 17, 2007

fang boner

your body's physical reaction to seeing a pick-up truck with a window decal with woofs (wolves) howling at the moon...covering the entire rear window

oh, crap. i just totally got a fang boner.

by fangbone April 28, 2009

Pre-Boner

The act of acquiring an erection prior to engaging in a sexual act

Girl: "Im gonna give you the best blow job"
Guy: "Is that...Is that a Pre-Boner?"

by The Halfrican January 4, 2010

Boner boi

When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.

Holy shit- I just cummed in my pants looking at her! I must be a boner boi!

by Logan Boner Boi January 26, 2020

Boner Poison

Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

*see buzzkill

Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.

Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.

by Sneaky lopez July 10, 2010

Slam-boner

A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.

There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.

by kdsj May 23, 2010