Andrew is a cowpoke who loves country music and westerns. Broke back mountain is his favorite movie, this probably contributes to his love for the outdoors and his scenic camping trips to the catfish pond with his best friend who is a man’s man, ANDREWS man. He loves nothing more than his one on one time during these camping trips. Things to know about andrew: he loves to eat, tomatoes are his favorite! He’s got that sexy redneck charm that brings all the boys to his yard! His favorite snack was once a milkshake; but now he prefers something more firm and savory he can hold on to before putting in his mouth, drumsticks are his favorite, his favorite part are the nuts! Has a smart ass mouth and a good sense of humor, gonna be hard to find someone cooler. Consider yourself lucky if he calls you a friend, he’s a cool ass dude…THE END
by Plain Jane… April 28, 2022

A.K.A The doiioh. Born from Russian communist origins, is one of the few still unclassified species, although experts are still deciding the gender since his sexual orientations have been very ambiguous.
I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.
Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.
I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.
Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.
Andrew Muscat: "Sir, I forgot my hw"
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"
Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"
Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."
by The Anonymous Stalker November 2, 2013

Emily and andrew are a really cute couple and are perfect for each other. Emily is short funny caring and has sexyness radiating from her at all times. Andrew is a tall mentally challenged manchild who has unresolved mommy issues and always tries to get emily to breastfeed him to sleep everynight
Andrew: i love you
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily
by Emilys_bitch February 28, 2022

Ryan Andrew Foust had a good night after having 12 claws compared to Rodgers only having 1/2 of a truly.
by Ryan_Foust13 October 22, 2019

Andrew is normally strawberry blond, very athletic, and tall. He is the type of guy that makes promise that he can’t keep. He is very flirty and make you feel spacial. It doesn’t matter how much u give to an Andrew, but he will always find a way to break your heart. Andrews are always the best kind of friend, but don’t get to close because they are very easy to fall for.
by maddie pancake December 1, 2018

andrew is a short, beaner, soccer player, edgar, toxico, attached, delulu, slow. he will back stab u behind your back and you wouldn’t know, he will betray u even if your blood. don’t trust this monkey. ears are always out, no home, no job, no money, mom who babies him. basically he careful around an andrew….
by always keepin it real November 20, 2023
