25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

pinkle monster

a child predator that likes boys

“That man looks like a pinkle monster.”

by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021

Milk Monster

Milk = White Monster = big and ugly

Deshawn here comes a Milk Monster to tell us how he’s not racist.

by BLM is de way May 5, 2022

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

Going Monster

When you Go Monster you go absolutely batshit crazy. You loose your mind from the excitement and partying that is currently taking place.

I spent my whole Christmas vacation going monster!

by Jon DGAF July 11, 2019

Red Monster

2 parts Red Bull Energy Drink +
2 parts Monster Energy Drink +
TINY Dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce =
1 Red Monster.

Red Monster is rocket fuel.

by SharpRob September 6, 2010

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021