box guy

A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.

Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.

Box Guy: No way, think bigger.

Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.

Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

weird guy... ;)

The kind of weird motherfucker that is so odd it makes you want to kiss them and fall in love and live together happily forever. It's likely that even thinking about your "weird guy ;)" makes you blush and kick your legs and maybe squeal like a fag

oh yeah he's such a.... weird guy... ;) its kinda attractive....

by whyamiattractedtoweirdguys February 27, 2022

Nice guy

A straight simp. Will do anything but all gets shit in the end. Nice guys never win. Don’t be a nice guy. Or do. Nice guys may win.

Yo bro stop being such a nice guy girls don’t want that!

by Blonded.com/merchandise October 29, 2019

Bug Guy

A local term used for a crack dealer in the midwest.

I heard Bryce the Bug Guy is cooking up some more rock.

by Q Money January 14, 2008

rugged guy

A guy that does above the minimum to keep up his appearance.

Michael does a good job keeping up his appearance. He clips his toenails and fingernails with clippers. When his girlfriend Jasmine asked him "why don't you just file your fingernails with a filer?" Michael replied, "I don't know how to do all that. I'm a rugged guy "

by 10M😍😗😘😙☺20,12,4,8,6,12 August 29, 2017

My Guy

A term used in sales to take try and take ownership of a client to prevent other potential salespersons taking them on as a client. Usually a greedy salesperson who wants everyone under his wing, but can't even remember there name hence "My Guy"

Yeah that new project down the road, My Guy is working on that project.

Oh yeah that Senior Site supervisor that just started with your company is My Guy

by #1 Top Dog July 31, 2020

Guy-phone

slang term referring to apple product iphone.

Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"

Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."

Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."

by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011