French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

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French Rock

Fancy ass cocaine. Poor white people could never afford it.

man i got some french rock last night. its so pink

by timberwolf12 October 28, 2012

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French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

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Can a nigga borrow a french fry

if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''

now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum

nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!

by TyroneTheHoodExpert December 26, 2023

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