ur mom

lmao ur mom

hey who died?
ur mom

by a cunt123 November 30, 2021

UR mom

FAT

ur mom is fat

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 December 2, 2021

Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

Ur mum

Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you

Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?

Person 2:Ur mum

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.

Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..

Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.

by Mommy Milkiess December 6, 2021

snipp snipp ur dicc dicc

if you sin, you lose your penis privileges.
you can't hide, they will always take it away from you.

"fuck i wore yoga pants today"
"well i guess we have no choice but to snipp snipp ur dicc dicc"

by fuckingfetus October 17, 2019

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019