Tom

Lame bitch

I’m going to shit on Tom’s doorstep.

by anonymous August 10, 2024

tom holland

the hottest man in the world. it’s a fact. the reason everyone has high standards because he’s caring, funny, adorable, and loving. currently the most recent spider-man in the MCU (marvel cinematic universe). he is also an actor and i must add an amazing one.

tom holland can rail me.

you want to know who’s an amazing actor? tom holland.

by urbestielily June 11, 2021

Tom Holland

A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.

“Is that Tom Holland?”
“Yeah, he’s so hot”

by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019

S. TOM

A rapper plus mui

oihoibuoi S. TOM

by S. TOM December 5, 2019

Tom Halliday

Average white male, appears 45 years of age. Comes across strange at first, but gets weirder the more you get to know him. Loves chugging rum.

Hey is that Tom Halliday? No, its just another 45 year old white guy.

by MO OW May 27, 2018

Tom Bradyed

Dumping someone you’ve been in a long term relationship with despite all of your friends’ and families’ pleas not to do it. Like Tom Brady did when he broke up with the Patriots and New England 😔

I just Tom Bradyed my baby momma after 20 seasons.

by NEPatsFan12 December 2, 2020

Tom

hes a whale

hes a tom

by lololololololololololollpllo May 1, 2019