Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Zero Toes

Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.

Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.

Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!

by LordEvull September 19, 2025

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021

Toes Diff

When you are playing Overwatch 2 and your team completely slaughters the other. Your team is much better playing with their toes.

Sebastian: playing with toes?

Sam: yeah dude, toes diff.

by Kyemera November 13, 2022

Toe Sucker

Dasha

“Dasha is a real good toe sucker”.

by Perky nips September 1, 2018

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)

girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy

by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024