When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.
For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.
by WBMike July 3, 2012
Get the Facebook Humpingmug. Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.
by Villies August 4, 2013
Get the Facebook philosophymug. Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big
Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big
Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick
Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick
by Tight_pussy December 1, 2014
Get the facebook bodybuildermug. Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.
Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
by Deadfella May 28, 2012
Get the Facebook Republicanmug. When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
Get the Facebook Cleansingmug. One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011
Get the Facebook Ninjamug. The act of spending a very short time looking at your facebook page. Used mainly to avoid being seen online and/or being talked to. May or may not be followed by swiftly turning the chat feature off.
Person 1: Hey, did you see my comment on Jo's status?
Person 2: Uh, no. I can't go right now. I just left a conversation pretending I had to go...
Person 1: Oh, but just do a quick Facebook dip then.
Person 2: Uh, no. I can't go right now. I just left a conversation pretending I had to go...
Person 1: Oh, but just do a quick Facebook dip then.
by areallpseudonymstakenorwhat!? July 31, 2010
Get the Facebook dipmug.