Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.

It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.

by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022

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Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 03, 2024

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Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

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shit turd

a slur for black people in australia

look at that stupid shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 17, 2023

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turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.

"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "

by September 18, 2020

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