two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

toes

those crusty dusty musty sexy wexy shrexy things at the end of YO feet that your ex sucks on while she slaps your balls

i be sucking hot shrek toes all day

by totally_not._.me :( February 25, 2023

SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Toe sticks

A birds toes, similar to toe beans for cats, but toe sticks for birds as they have sticks for toes

Look at that birds toe sticks
Aren’t his toe sticks so cute

by Angel-milo March 14, 2023

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023