Andrew

The kind of guy to get all sweaty when seeing black people, or having to brush his teeth which are rotting out of his fat milky round head. When his mother tells him to behave, he crunches her fingers backwards and runs away. A small, small, dog runs up at steals hot dogs out of his hands every day leaving him with just the bun. Lastly he thinks he looks like Andrew Garfield. ( I asked.)

There's andrew again, screaming about how I'm gonna die at a chicken nugget party.

by Fat spider egg July 16, 2022

Andrew and emily

Emily and andrew are a really cute couple and are perfect for each other. Emily is short funny caring and has sexyness radiating from her at all times. Andrew is a tall mentally challenged manchild who has unresolved mommy issues and always tries to get emily to breastfeed him to sleep everynight

Andrew: i love you
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily

by Emilys_bitch February 28, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is the most stupid but loyal friend u can ever meet he is gay but it’s alright everyone loves him and he as much as he want to pull girls he can’t but it’s alright he don’t need nun cz he can do it on his own

Andrew Is gay

by MrPickleInAJar October 19, 2019

andrew and ellen

The other version of adam and eve as said by Dooson. A couple who met in walmart and were banned from all walmart's for stealing too many lunchables.

Dawson, who stole fruit from the garden? Andrew and Ellen!

by LeavesCuomo January 19, 2021

Andrew Sweitzer

flaming homosexual

Andrew Sweitzer is a flaming homosexual.

by applesaucedon October 21, 2019

Andrew

Andrew is a great friend that you can come across. You can tell him almost anything and he can keep a secret. He can make you laugh in almost any situation and he’s very nice and caring.

Andrew: “What’s wrong?”
“I just had a bad day today”
Andrew: *does something funny*
“Haha you always find a way to cheer me up”

by Speed⚡️⚡️ September 7, 2021

Andrew

These guys always are the shortest people built like a brick shit house but have the smallest peener in the world every girl wants him till they see his vagina lookin peener because it’s so tiny

Fuck Andrew

by Numbnuts696969 March 19, 2025