Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

local shower shitter

Check your shower.

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.

by starry da great January 8, 2025

shower capped

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

by KtxDipper June 8, 2018

rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner

poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower

by poop jobber October 17, 2011

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.

Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.

i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022