Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

Epping secondary

Bunch of sluts ‘n’ cunts that all there there too shit.
Best school if you wanna meet some try hards and Gangas but apart from that it’s absolute fuckin bullshit.

Your probably gonna sneak out of class to shoot up in the gym toilets if ya go there.

G R O N K S

“What school do you go too”
“Epping seco”
“Fuck don’t turn out like all the try hard eshay Ganga cunts”

Eshay- local shopping centre fuck ups

School- at Epping😂 that’s a zoo

Jimmy the junkie - went to Epping secondary in 1990

by NOCOMMENTOFFICER September 19, 2019

half-second cousin

Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.

My half-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

sesqui-second cousin

Child of their parent's sesqui-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s half-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin.

My sesqui-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

double-second cousin

Child of their parent's double-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s maternal first cousin with their parent’s paternal first cousin.

My double-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019