Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 09, 2017

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state social medicalism

An ideology characterized by the supremacy of medicine, censorship, social democracy, mass surveillance, cancellation, and other forms of suppression.

The belief in state social medicalism is very detrimental to the progress of medical research.

by Yobberson April 07, 2022

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social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 05, 2022

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anti-social social butterfly

A term that is used when a social butterfly has been put into enough situations or trauma to become anti-social. This means they want to be social but feel like they can't or shouldn't for several reasons. Normally you might need to invite them or ask if they want to go somewhere, other than them going themselves.

Person 1: Hey where is Mark, didn't he want to come to the party?
Person 2: Why didn't you invite him, You know he is an anti-social social butterfly.
Person 1: Oh I forgot about that, I will invite him next time.

by LaDanielWolfken July 10, 2023

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socially restarted

A misspelled attempt to say socially retarded, first seen in the bio of a tinder user describing the kind of man who should swipe left on their profile.

I'm not into guys that can't hold a decent conversation. So if you're socially restarted. Swipe left.

by FAFODownUnder September 23, 2023

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