Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.

After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”

by Seppsters November 19, 2020

Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.

Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.

by Daychick November 22, 2020

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 24, 2020

Rusty R2-D2

When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.

Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.

Person 2: I had almost two much fun.

by Rusty duck January 13, 2021