crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney March 31, 2011

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 08, 2022

power nugget

A small hard ball of amphetamine

I m feeling a bit tired , let's go ave a power nugget

by G dogo January 05, 2023

Rat nuggets

The other white meat.

Damn they put rat nuggets in that guy's happy meal, that's fucked up. I don't know how a guy could stay happy after eating it unless he didn't know about it.

by The Original Agahnim January 09, 2022

Soggy Nugget

a term used to describe horny femboys

guy 1 "man you are such a soggy nugget"
guy 2 "oh c'mon i only sucked 10 guys at that orgy"

by comically large coat February 17, 2024

Soggy Nuggets

When you dip your balls into a butthole full of diarrhea and cum sauce.

Man, I went after that girl even though she was sick and all she gave me back was soggy nuggets.

by Filbert Crew September 14, 2017

Nugget muffler

When the booty hole too big for ya nugget

"Yo john she got a nugget muffler"

by Daddy is my daddy March 16, 2018