A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016
Get the Mattress Monstermug. A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
Get the Virgin Monstermug. A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
Get the Monstermug. by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
Get the sog monstermug. You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
Get the spaghetti monstermug. When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
Get the Alabama Snow Monstermug. A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
Get the Tikness Monstermug.