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Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the
The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.

Monkey Man 

Your a Monkey and a Man
Your so goofy Monkey Man
Monkey Man by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022

Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"
Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
Monkey Gum by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022

Monkey Shaker 

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”

“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”

monkey nutjob 

a person who loves to get railed from behide
ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob
monkey nutjob by timewaster45 September 28, 2022

Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.
"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.
Monkey Sun God by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022