He is such a nice guy and always checks up on everyone around him to make sure their okay. He has the hottest laugh, prettiest eyes, perfect smile with perfect straight white teeth, and always knows how to cheer you up when your sad or mad. If you have a Jacob in your life...keep him. He's something special. :)
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Get the jacob mug.Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
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Get the Jacob mug.eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
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