Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on
Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me
by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023
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yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
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Jackie Weaver

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian.com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds
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Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds
by iwanttodrawahouse January 05, 2023
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we must have lunch

English used of delicious irony when ending a happenstance conversation with an old acquaintance you accidentally bumped into in public and after the required catch-up chat, end with this - actually meaning "don't contact me - and if I ever see you again it will be too soon"
How great to see you again after all this time - We Must Have Lunch !
by MurtThe January 30, 2025
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have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.
That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.
by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024
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