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Green Balls 

The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".
"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"
Green Balls by Black Mariah February 11, 2010

Green Hulk 

awesome alcoholic drink. Where you mix Mountain Dew && Apple Pucker. AWESOME!
alex got slammed off of like a dozen green hulks.
Green Hulk by Green_Hulk August 12, 2006

green heart 

An Irish jungle of uncertainty waiting to be explored by a brave enough adventurer with a large machete (but not a dangerous one).
I know not if I should converse with that man across the room. I have yet a green heart. What perils could lie before me?
green heart by tallclockperson April 23, 2014

Green Dragon

A large blond, curly headed boy with a geen, shrek jizz stain on there face. Formed form haveing gain green while giving a blow job.
"Wholy fuck whats rong with your face. You look like a Green Dragon .
Green Dragon by Papa Jinga March 29, 2011

green day fan 

A person that is attracted to members of the same sex.
constant exposure to Green Day is known to turn guys into fagsand girls into dykes
green day fan by melanthex March 31, 2005

Green Dragon

Anal with someone who eats too much fibre.
I was having anal with this vegitarian, only ate greens.. Once I discovered my cock was soaked in green shit I started pushing harder and harder, until she sputtered her own excrement all over her chest. Thus, the green dragon.
Green Dragon by caRter. February 25, 2009