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Going to Albany

The act of 69ing someone while holding them upside down.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna hit that?

Chris: Yeah, we’re going to Albany. Her ass cheeks are gonna leave a mark on the window.
by WinterOfUs January 28, 2024
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In the 1890s in San Fransciso there was a popular hooker named Helena who was recognizable in that she always carried a small handbasket instead of a purse or handbag; hence she acquired the nickname "Helena Handbasket". Sailors arriving in the port would often say things like "I'm gonna look up Helena Handbasket tonight" or in announcing their intention of what to do after a night at the bar, "Now I'm going to Helena Handbasket", which by association with the sinful nature of the activity involved, became the mondigreen, "going to hell in a handbasket".
Hey dude, if you don't stop chasing so much pussy you're going to hell in a handbasket.
by ostrogoth February 2, 2024
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going nano

I’ve got a meeting in a few minutes, going nano
by Danish1978 February 10, 2024
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going gunky

A synonym for taking a massive dump, usually used when describing a small creature that you hate taking a massive dump.
I want a rat, mom!”

“Ew no, they like going gunky all over the place.”
by Going gunky February 12, 2024
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going jamaican

Slang for dining and dashing, a play on ‘going dutchUsain Bolt style.
Waiter: “Are you guys all on one tab?”
Guy 1: “We’re going Jamaican so it doesn’t matter.”
by muddigutz February 16, 2024
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Goading

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis
since I was so focused on goading, a small animal crept inside of my pee hole and got stuck :(
by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024
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Godincidence

Something that seems like a coincidence at the time, but then you look back and realize it was God acting in that situation or even him answering your specific prayers that you'd forgotten about.
I got made redundant, only to find a new job with better work-life balance, it was such a godincidence because that's what I had been praying for.
by BigDez February 27, 2024
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