Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.
Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
by Observer9 October 14, 2011
Get the Facebook Celebritymug. A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.
by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009
Get the Facebook Bunnymug. When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.
For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.
by WBMike July 3, 2012
Get the Facebook Humpingmug. Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.
Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
by Deadfella May 28, 2012
Get the Facebook Republicanmug. When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
Get the Facebook Cleansingmug. The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.
Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.
Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.
Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.
by SMFB July 18, 2011
Get the facebook misconceptionmug. Someone who finds your facebook account logged-in when you're not around and proceeds to change your status and/or profile information.
I think Mike may have been visited by a facebook fairy. His status says he can't come over to watch the game tonight because he's decided to adopt 20 cats and is knitting each of them a little pink sweater to "keep the kitty warm and pretty." LMAO!
by mikesindahouse October 22, 2010
Get the Facebook Fairymug.