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Snickering like a fucking bobcat. 

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.
Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

Bunch of fucking muppets 

A bunch of fucking muppets is simular to a fucking muppet but on a larger scale. Normally where you find 1 fucking muppet you find more.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.
Look at that bunch of fucking muppets with Luke, they all fuck everything up.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.
Bunch of fucking muppets by Dino80 October 24, 2019

survivors are fucking magnificent 

a poem read out by a beautiful group of friends to shit on rapists and people who don’t listen to consent! a movement started from peterborough✨
“i heard that person got assaulted, they will grow and get over it because survivors are fucking magnificent!!”

oddzs is fucking gay 

oddzs is a spanish dude. pls upvote this so i can tell him he is gay
oddzs is fucking gay twice came not
oddzs is fucking gay by danyshow September 12, 2020

A complete fucking idiot 

Exactly as the name suggests. This person is so incredibly stupid, that he has no understanding of anything whatsoever, therefore making this person nothing else but a waste of oxygen.
Hey, do you like John?
-No, he is a complete fucking idiot.

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.
Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt