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Facebook Poke 

A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."

"Why's that?"

"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"

"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"

"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"

"Is that what love means to you?"
Facebook Poke by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
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Facebook Chat 

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.
I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.
Facebook Chat by ziggyonice February 22, 2009

Facebook Orgasm 

When an item in Facebook, particualarly the chat system. Goes nuts and does weird things.
While talking to someone on Facebook, the chat log froze up and then proceeded to shoot the same message onto the screen. Facebook Orgasm
Facebook Orgasm by From UKY EDU September 16, 2009

Facebook Famous 

A person who became popular through Facebook some through good looks and others just being a massive faggot.
There are some who are actually good people but others are just pieces of shit.
Jake Mcmanus (FAGGOT), Will McGuiness (Funny), James Degnan (Good looks), Thomas Illiston (Looks like Niel from the Inbetweeners), Facebook Famous

Facebook Stalking 

When you are bored, getting on Facebook and looking through random peoples Facebook pages, going through their pictures and reading all their statuses.
Friend one: OMG he is soo cute! Plus he has a puppy!

Friend two: Umm how do you know that? You don't even know him...

Friend one: I was Facebook Stalking him last night
Facebook Stalking by UhHuh12 January 7, 2011

Facebook Whore 

a person who comments on EVERYTHING and lurks on every possible status, picture, album, etc.

Facebook Offical 

When one posts something on Facebook or another internet blog site it becomes offical. The reasoning is that one posts information on the internet for all to see leaving little doubt that it didn't happen. Mostly used in the context of dating.
Person 1: Are Jordan and Julie going out?

Person 2: Well I saw them making out in the hallway but I am not going to say anything until it is 'Facebook Offical'.