Ethan

Ien do anything man

Pt-Bro you had sex with your sister

Ethan-Ien do anything man

by CyberWhiplash May 9, 2023

Ethan

Better than you in every way possible. He also makes money moves, also he is a GOD and better that ever person in the world and he will beat u in anything and he’s just all around a better person than you

“Ethan is better than you “

by Ethan wohl March 5, 2020

Ethan boyd

Ethan boys is a fag
And looks hella gay he is a good wrestler and sometimes he most of time straight up eats poo and his best friend is named mehki and hes black they make the perfect couple.

Ethan Boyd means ugly kid Wow I was in the bathroom and I was taking a dump and I was trying to be nice so I gave some of my poo to Ethan to eat

by My guy im always right October 23, 2019

Ethan Verry

Ethan Verry is a little goblin that likes little kids

Did you hear about Ethan Verry? He ran into the preschool bathroom a few hours ago

by Jud3wyd December 1, 2023

Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.

Oh wow look at Ethan. What a cunt that won't get anywhere in life.

by rawrxdkms June 2, 2018

Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive…

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024