Ethankhawkesimp05's definitions

Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive…

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024