April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
by Bigasseater April 21, 2018
A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.
by tarhizzle October 01, 2006
National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats
John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
by Bnvhu October 29, 2020
A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.
by Eglerian April 05, 2015
A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,
by Fearman November 29, 2007
by I EAT PUPPIES February 16, 2006
by Nobody April 21, 2005