Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Australia Day

The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.

As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.

Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."

Happy Australia day cunt.

by abboapology January 24, 2023

Palentine's Day

Gender neutral way to recognize platonic friends on Valentine's Day.

I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!

by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023

Mikayla Day

On November 7th everyone fathers together celebrate Mikayla day where we celebrate all Mikaylas.

Let's throw a party! It's Mikayla Day!

by Bestie? February 14, 2023

Bree day

Another name for February 16, the day that Bree put out a fire at Berea College

Dan: Happy Bree Day!

by BananaHead23 February 16, 2023

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

Feely day

On January 12, women must accept ALL requests they receive from men to feel their boobs.

Man 1: “could I touch your tiddies for a moment? It is Feely Day”
Woman: “fine. Just once.”

by Chucklehead_85421 January 11, 2023