Christian

A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.

Christian is cracked.

by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022

triliminal christianity

An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.

A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..

Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.

In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.

by sandraxine April 16, 2022

Christian

Dates 6ths graders short fragile no kneecaps and fine asf loves girls that have B in their name lightskin

Christian-someone cute

by Ducktitties April 16, 2022

Christian

Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin

Christian-no bitches

by Ducktitties April 16, 2022

Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.

The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.

by anajafpour April 21, 2022

christian temple

tall young man with nice facial hair

hmmm girl NOBODY can shave a christian temple

by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005

Relaxed christian

A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.

Hey! I’m a relaxed Christian!

by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2020