Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.
uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
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Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
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He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
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People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
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Wow he is such a christian.
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Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
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