An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.
After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.
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Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."
Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
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