Kenyan Car wash 

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

Kenyan Car wash by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

squad car 

A motor vehicle capable of transporting more than 2 people. A vehicle of which to pack your homeys, your crew, your gang... your squad. A 1972 Lincoln Continental is an excellent example of a squad car.

Bitchmore... fire up the squad car and lets go pig trolling.

Dude, we're not letting poindexter ride in the squad car any more. That poofter hurled after two beers and now it smells like a carnival ride.

squad car by westernpig August 5, 2006

hybrid car 

enormous penis

Jack has a hybrid car in his pants

hybrid car by motorolla gatorade April 11, 2014

Green Glow Under My Car 

Having sex in your car.

I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.

Green Glow Under My Car by conker5698 July 18, 2007

muscle car 

Another crap ass American made vehicle. Devours large amounts of gas but has no balls. Many faget ass muscle car owners believe they can go fast just because they got a big engine. Please study your laws of physics you faget asses. More mass and more power equals fast car. Less mass and more power equals fastest car.

Math: Muscle Car + Faget Ass Redneck = Slow Car.

muscle car by Kao Yang April 10, 2006

Thanos Car

I funny meimei going around instagram and it's about this purple truck with a chin that is similar to Thanos

"Bro. Tommy just got infected with scar.."
"Whats scar?"
"THANOS CAR U DUMB NIGGER xD"

Thanos Car by MartinBezzNutz September 6, 2018

Detroit car battery 

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

Detroit car battery by yessahh August 20, 2008