Boner garage

the biggest pussy/fag you will ever meet, 100% of the time referring to persons named Kaden Costello

Dude Kaden had so much dick last night he was literally a boner garage

by Justguythings March 11, 2017

The Raging Boner

A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.

-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?

-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.

by Tities McTotfuck December 17, 2007

fang boner

your body's physical reaction to seeing a pick-up truck with a window decal with woofs (wolves) howling at the moon...covering the entire rear window

oh, crap. i just totally got a fang boner.

by fangbone April 28, 2009

Wanna be boner

When a penis wants to be a boner but it's owner won't let it because he's in public dancing.

Am I trouble because I gave you a wanna be boner or because ur starting to have feelings for me.

by Justaguyyouknow October 25, 2011

Pre-Boner

The act of acquiring an erection prior to engaging in a sexual act

Girl: "Im gonna give you the best blow job"
Guy: "Is that...Is that a Pre-Boner?"

by The Halfrican January 4, 2010

Boner Cats

Cats (cool people) that walk around with boners all over the vases, and break the fine china.

A Boner Cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. :(

by Bitches. The Man August 13, 2011

Boner Poison

Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

*see buzzkill

Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.

Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.

by Sneaky lopez July 10, 2010