A medical phenomenon where a newborn infant achieves an erection while passing through the birth canal. The sensation that the infant experiences when his erection comes into contact with his mother's vulva may sometimes cause small amounts of ejaculation. This ejaculate will either shoot onto the delivering doctor's face (see: bukkake), or will enter the mother's vaginal opening. In the instance of the latter, the mother may become pregnant with her newborn son's semen. The resulting child will be the product of the Boner Baby's. Because Boner Baby Syndrome (BBS) is a hereditary trait, the cycle may continue indefinitely.
Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.
Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.
Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
"Because Lutz was born a Boner Baby, his younger brother was also his son. His life was wracked with confusion. This (and, of course, myriad other reasons) prevented him from losing his virginity until he was 46."
"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."
"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"
"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."
"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"
by Pastel Redd February 03, 2012
A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.
-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?
-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
by Tities McTotfuck November 18, 2007
your body's physical reaction to seeing a pick-up truck with a window decal with woofs (wolves) howling at the moon...covering the entire rear window
by fangbone April 29, 2009
by The Halfrican January 04, 2010
by Bitches. The Man August 10, 2011
A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.
There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.
by kdsj May 23, 2010
When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.
by Logan Boner Boi January 26, 2020