Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

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mangy-bone

1. (n) A stray black cat.

The mangy-bone pussy sauntered about the yard after tramping through the hood only to be fount tits-up on my front porch from an apparent homeless nagger attack.

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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Boned

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023

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Bones

A dumbass person who almost always has a creampie kink, horny and lonely. Seek medical help

Stfu bones

by smackmyfattypatty August 29, 2021

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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.

“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

by Nototerror June 17, 2020

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