Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019

Cunt Biscuit

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.

I made Ryan eat that Cunt Biscuit

by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019

Buttery biscuits

When a male ejaculates on testicles. They can be his or some from someone else.

I had buttery biscuits last night my side hoe wanted to lick the butter right off.

by a big dingus July 24, 2019

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

Whisker biscuit

Female private parts or vagina

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!

by Jtakatip September 11, 2019

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

russian biscuit

russian biscuit means somebody eat a biscuit while drinking and having sex

dude i did some russian biscuits last night

by s8n. December 4, 2019