Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

beef strokeoneoff

The act of subtly telling your boy that you're about to jerk off.

Son, did you see that girl!? I'm about to beef strokeoneoff.

by hashbrownham June 15, 2019

Dude beef taco

A vagina that looks like ground beef hidden deep within a hairy bush (that make it appear as though there may be a penis underneath.)

May also refer to a chode.

Ian, "So did you hook up with Nicole last night?"

Stan, "Yeah I almost died because of her dude beef taco."

by James Justice June 17, 2019

beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.

"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"

by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019

Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Repressed Beef

When you've nearly forgotten the beef because its so old, it's been vacuum packed, placed in the freezer, taken out three times but never used, and you have no idea why you still have it.

Man, I got some repressed beef with Cole! How'd I forget about that!

by Ya boi beefy August 12, 2019