Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

beef strokeoneoff

The act of subtly telling your boy that you're about to jerk off.

Son, did you see that girl!? I'm about to beef strokeoneoff.

by hashbrownham June 15, 2019

Dude beef taco

A vagina that looks like ground beef hidden deep within a hairy bush (that make it appear as though there may be a penis underneath.)

May also refer to a chode.

Ian, "So did you hook up with Nicole last night?"

Stan, "Yeah I almost died because of her dude beef taco."

by James Justice June 17, 2019

beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

beef

if theres beef, then there is a Murray involved. Once she fucking called the feds bruv. Jesus mayn

"yo, you heard about that beef?"
" ya, Murrays involved again"
"again! Jesus fucking christ."

by a roadman October 9, 2019

Beef Cake

When your girl want's the (Cock).

Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019