Emily

I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch

Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself

Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.

Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know

Emily: I love you and I will marry you.

Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot

His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead

Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Emily

Emily is a girl with a great perspective. She sees the world in her own way, weather it is good or bad. Emily is the kindest, loyalest person you will ever meet. And if you know an Emily you are one of the luckest people to ever exist!!!! Emily is the ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD who would never walk away from a friend. Emily's are very independent.

Girl 1: Hey that is my best friend Emily!
Girl 2:Is she nice?
Girl 1:YEAH!!! I mean she is an Emily!

by [e-mail] March 31, 2020

Emily Driscoll

Emily Driscoll is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is a bit wild and crazy, but she is definitely worth your time. She is honest and highly outgoing, and her heart seems to have a mind of its own. Men always go for her, but they can't woo her over if she doesn't want them to. She is smart, however, she isn't always wise. She loves music and theater, and she is GORGEOUS and she knows it. She has a perfect figure and amazing hazel eyes with so many colors in them, you can't name them all. It's impossible not to love Emily Driscoll.

"Who is that GORGEOUS girl over there playing the violin? I think I'm falling for her!"
"Oh, her? That's Emily Driscoll. And I've already fallen for her."

Emily Driscoll Gorgeous Loveable

by lillyjean January 3, 2014

Emily

Emily’s are pretty, but annoying.

They are kinda stupid, but hot. They eat a lot, but they’re not fat. Juicy b00bs and a big butt, it’s great! But nobody dates her because she’s an idiot.

Logan: “Oh, hey, there’s Emily! She’s so hot!”
Jack: “Did you see her walk into a wall yesterday?”

by Not an Emily March 3, 2024

emily-ann clarke

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by 00011 November 22, 2017

Emily

Leo’s girlfriend and only his anyone touches her they’ll be dead

Don’t talk to Emily she is Leo’s

by leo-opp November 9, 2022

Emily

These people that write how amazing she is are probs Emily's. Never trust the internet.

Emily: omg I'm gonna type about my name omg.
Me: no.

by Blanndo April 24, 2022