When two people like each other but refuse to admit it. Commonly saying they hate each other even when their, basically already friends. They joke around, hang out, insulting each other the whole time.
If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.
You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.
You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
Person 1:God can you stop jumping around your like the fucking energizer bunny!! It's annoying as hell.
Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.
Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.
Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?
Person 1: I just do.
Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.
Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.
Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.
Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?
Person 1: I just do.
Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.
Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
by Synergy24 October 19, 2009
Get the insult sexmug. by Dungheap May 28, 2006
Get the sex headmug. A spiritually uplifting sexual act celebrating Cosmic Unity, generally believed to be in higher-dimensional resonance with the Big Bang (a.k.a. the Primordial Sploog). Thanks to this Divine Resonance, an act of quantum sex (according to some very odd folks) may serve as a re-enactment of the original Divine Union or, as some might say “the God in me slapping bellies with the Goddess in you” – which, coincidentally, is thought by some analysts to be the linguistic origins of the breathy rhythmic phrase “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!”
Some philosophers believe that since the Milky Way Galaxy is, in fact, composed of the Whoopie Sauce created in the Big Bang, and since all human beings are inhabitants thereof, it follows that human beings are, indeed, micro-manifestations of the Grand Whoopie itself, thereby lending scientific credence to the claim that quantum sex can provide important insights into the qualitative nature of the cosmological Big Bang. Other philosophers (and a majority of scientists) respond by carefully suggesting that the aforementioned philosophers "should shut their fruckin' pieholes.”
Some philosophers believe that since the Milky Way Galaxy is, in fact, composed of the Whoopie Sauce created in the Big Bang, and since all human beings are inhabitants thereof, it follows that human beings are, indeed, micro-manifestations of the Grand Whoopie itself, thereby lending scientific credence to the claim that quantum sex can provide important insights into the qualitative nature of the cosmological Big Bang. Other philosophers (and a majority of scientists) respond by carefully suggesting that the aforementioned philosophers "should shut their fruckin' pieholes.”
The phrase “quantum sex” appears to have originated in a ponderously unfathomable internet article called, oddly enough, “Quantum Sex” written by the ever-popular philosopher/sexual freedom advocate, Gaylen Moore, who is widely known for his claim that physics experiments are best performed under the influence of fully engorged naughty parts.
by Sir Woof-a-lot January 15, 2011
Get the Quantum Sexmug. by Cupcakesss September 16, 2011
Get the Robot sexmug. Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.
James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020
Get the Premarital Sexmug. 1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.
This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!
by Brodi The Destroyer of Worlds July 10, 2010
Get the Sex with ninjasmug. My gf came over last night after I had dosed and I had some funky-ass psychedelic sex with her! It was out of this world!
by Cabewk January 15, 2010
Get the Psychedelic sexmug.