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Super Bowl LV

If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.
Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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bowling ball

When a woman is big, fat, or round and take three fingers to please
Man, all these chicks are bowling balls. Let’s bail.
by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022
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A bowl

When you smoke meth. Or marijuana. The paraphernalia that's used..
You want to smoke a bowl. We were just chilling right there smoking a bowl. Hey you got a bowl I broke my pipe.
by Kittykat0play March 14, 2022
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“Bowling”

To have sex with someone, usually use this term when you are asking someone to fuck in front of your parents, your friends or in front of children
Yo, you wanna go “Bowling” tonight, I am really good at it.
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sad bowl

A bowl of weed that is primarily tobacco with all the weed you can find on your floor or in your keyboard on top
I ran out of weed yesterday so now I have to smoke a sad bowl with what I've got left
by Nasty Sauce November 4, 2020
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hairy soup bowl

When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon
"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."
by YungIcka3545 April 17, 2020
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