world war 3

Coming soon to a planet near you.

world war 3 will get here quicker if someone gets the guts to stand up to that monkeyfaced fuckwad in office.

by ........................................... August 27, 2007

john abner <3

john, the most sweet, compassionate, and loving boy you’ll ever get to meet. can always make someone smile, and never fails to make them laugh. he feels insecure and scared at time just like anyone else but he will always feel the way he tells you. never lies to you, even when he messes up. sometimes the second or third chance is worth it. he’ll always understand your needs and wants and do his best to support them. he has a soft side. its hard to believe but you can hurt his feelings just like your feelings get hurt too. so loving and sweet, even though he wakes u up from NAPS, but makes up for it. one of the most genuine boyfriends you’ll ever get, and gives you the world and more.💖

me: “john abner <3 is the most amazing boy in my world “

by meghan._. October 23, 2020

3 AM Videos

A way for youtubers to make fools of themselves while doing terrible editing of a "scary" thing.

Youtuber: "An imposter broke into my house at 3AM, and I turned into an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Everyone knows these 3 AM Videos are so fake, but youtubers make fools of themselves so it's funny."
Youtuber: "NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR THIS IS REAL!!!!, AN ACTUAL IMPOSTER BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FlukyMeteor2828 March 13, 2021

3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

3 steps ahead

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

I miss 3 steps ahead.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

3 box rule

a form of rule in counter strike:source in a prison break server whereby terrorists stay 3 boxes away from the vent

3 box rule is in effect motherfucker

by LucoZ August 10, 2009

3 = 2 + 1

A numerical relationship or statement most kindergarteners and younger elementary school students would reject as being an equation, because in their minds the “answer” or the “sum” must always be on the right side of an equation.

When grades 1–3 students don’t consider numerical liaisons like 3 = 2 + 1 and 1 = 3 – 2 as valid equations or mathematical sentences, their responses reveal a fair bit about their thinking processes.

by Fasters May 8, 2022