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No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
mugGet the Fuck your kidsmug.

Fuck ass

You can fuck your gf ass without her complaining without using any protection and can nut on it.

Under no circumstance this should be avoided
by Urdearlove March 27, 2021
mugGet the Fuck assmug.

gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.
He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...
by Eaco October 9, 2017
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Fucking Awesome

a skateboarding brand made by legendary skaters jason dill and anthony van englen. a photo of kanye west wearing an FA hoodie was taken back in 2007. tyshawn jones, aidan mackey, and ben kadow skate for that brand.
i love skating a fucking awesome board
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021
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fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.
Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea
by Stdclanjsp November 19, 2022
mugGet the fuck your male friend daymug.

Fruity Fuck

A slur or discriminative word used to describe or talk about a fruity or faggot like person
You hear about that fruity fuck Jeremy?

Oh screw you, you fruity fuck!
by Some cunt from Michigan April 8, 2021
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