Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 22, 2021

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shotgun fuck

When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.

Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand

by Thewhitestboyyouknow August 11, 2023

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padden fucked

when someone is that drunk they almost die!

dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit

by analbead1 February 02, 2010

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gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.

“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”

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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 05, 2023

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