Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks

“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

“It fucks!”

by Bexar210 July 7, 2021

elephant fucking

It's when a man traps his female in a corner and smashes her with his dick until she dies

She had a really bad kink for elephant fucking but she knew that would kill her

by Daddy Jesus December 8, 2016

fuck shit

when you be acting like you’re higher than a kite 24/7 and you say some dumb shit

“dudeeee, i’m on some fuck shit.”

by girlonsomefuckshit October 27, 2019

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

fuck

To eat something, usually a more wet food.

"He fucked some pizza for dinner last night."

by higstudios January 4, 2025

crescent fuck

Fucking a girl while in the shape of a crescent moon

Aye bodi I bent nisha over last night and crescent fucked the man in the moon out her

by Brendan jones January 31, 2015