Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
Get the AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)mug. A fuck hole is a hole in the wall in a men's washroom stall, a glory hole is smaller, a fuck hole is a hole big enough to completely fuck the other person and make the stalle shake.
Holy cow, Andrew and Stuart are really getting it on in the men's fuck hole this evening this is sad.
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
Get the Fuck Holemug. by TheFaxChecker November 24, 2021
Get the Fuckmug. most of the time a kid named ryker that goes to school in idaho falls idaho, who is mentaly challenged has no friends and is bad at everything and sucks at life
by JJ Williams June 11, 2018
Get the FUCK FACEmug. fuckkkk
by Endercrafts November 27, 2023
Get the fuckmug. A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.
by JumboFucker April 2, 2017
Get the Jumbo Fuckmug.