West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
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You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
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