Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

Twat

a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks

Rileys brother is a utter twat

by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021

An twat

Name of a person with a small penis that enjoys giving oral sex to females while fingering there anus

He an twat Ed me

by Fftjjdtj August 18, 2022

Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL

OMFG THAT BITCH IS SUCH A CHICKEN TWAT

by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Twat Bubble

A trapped queef

Used as an insult or to describe your trapped bubble. Twat Bubble

by Casual potato bear April 29, 2021

twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017